How a 4 AM Fade Saved My Catfish Date

Jake's Vegas trip was perfect... until his date gasped: "Your profile shows a fade!" He'd grown a quarantine bush. At 4 AM, drowning sorrows at Cosmo's speakeasy barbershop, he found it closed. Desperate, he searched "mobile barber open now" and found us.

Our barber arrived at his Paris Hotel room wielding clippers like a superhero. As Jake joked, "Make me look less like a yeti?", we sculpted a shadow fade so sharp his date demanded a rematch. (Spoiler: She paid his tip!) You can find similar success stories on our Slyyydekutz Yelp page.